Well, I know I've said this like a million times before, but I'm sorry for not updating much. Real life's been keeping me really busy and I've kind of just not been able to keep up the habit of working in photoshop...

*wrings hands*

Um, I'll totally have something up next week, I sw... wait? Does anyone see that? No, really, it kind of looks like a steamrWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

((Here's a fuckin art dump! More news will be forthcoming soon))

Good gods, I've never wanted a game more after reading this ESRB rating justification.

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Brütal Legend

Platform: Xbox 360, PlayStation 3

Rating: Mature

Content descriptors: Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Partial Nudity, Strong Language, Suggestive Themes

Rating summary: This is an action adventure/role-playing game that tells the story of Eddie Riggs, a roadie who is transported to a mythical world of heavy metal rock. Eddie is armed with a guitar and a double-headed axe, which players can use to slash and dismember enemies. Players can also perform "face-melting solos" (literally melting enemies' faces), meet humanoid creatures dressed like dominatrixes and brandishing whips, and liberate an army of rockers from a life of oppression. Although the storyline is often irreverent and whimsical, the depictions of violence are somewhat intense: Undead humanoids are dismembered with an axe (sometimes in slow-motion); a "Steel-Quilled Blade" causes human enemies to explode into gibs that rain down; machine guns, missile launchers, and sub woofers can be used to kill druids and other fantastical creatures. Eddie can also run over dozens of enemies with his hot rod, resulting in blood effects and more heads and limbs getting chopped off. During the course of the game, characters sometimes engage in suggestive dialogue intended for comedic effect (e.g., "Maybe with all your feedback, you guys could just blow me over the gorge" and "Playtime's over. Now let's get back to the orgy"). Players will also encounter "Skull Rakers" clad in bondage gear and amazon-like warriors dressed in leather outfits that partially reveal buttocks and breasts. Strong profanity (e.g., "f*ck," "sh*t," and "d*ck") can be heard in the dialogue.

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Epic. Anyhow, if anyone still ever comes to this page or watches this account... something's coming. Be wary!

So I guess Fallout and Little Big Planet made a baby?

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Hadn't heard of that before a preview at Star Trek. I'm not huge on Tim Burton, but I love the style.

Oh yeah, also I'm still not dead. Still no wiwow forthcoming. Still doing other stuff. <3 c ya

Thanksgiving break! One week off of school! Just two days and one assignment away! Sweet release!

I mean, sure, I still gotta go to work, but at least it's way more free time.

Left 4 Dead is pretty fun. Why the heck didn't I know a Neverwinter Nights expansion came out today? I must fabricate and then fanart the crap out of a DnD troupe immediately!

Rorschach is very lame. This saddens me, because he has such a striking design. Oh well, maybe he'll stop acting like a serty twat by the end of this.